It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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