I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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