dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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