No awkward lesbian experiences without me
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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