Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
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I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
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Dude, where are you?
... whose car?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?