Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
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he has the hands of the vagina gods.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
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we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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