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We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."

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Let's do it. All homo

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(708): We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks." (1-708): Let's do it. All homo http://tfl.nu/evdg

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hot girl, 5 o clock

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do you know how to read a clock?

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(630): hot girl, 5 o clock (1-630): do you know how to read a clock? http://tfl.nu/x1wt

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(206): View more from Washington

Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.

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i'm in love

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(206): Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15. (425): i'm in love http://tfl.nu/ppcv

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.

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(405): Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever. http://tfl.nu/hc2j

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real

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(215): these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real http://tfl.nu/vc07

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(360): View more from Washington

super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again

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(360): super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again http://tfl.nu/5apw

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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.

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(914): Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back. http://tfl.nu/842d

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(419): View more from Ohio

Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.

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(419): Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off. http://tfl.nu/9bhr

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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30

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(+34): what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30 http://tfl.nu/zswr

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(602): View more from Arizona

Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?

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(602): Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again? http://tfl.nu/01x5

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He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.

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(610): He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick. http://tfl.nu/upxm

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I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.

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(941): I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt. http://tfl.nu/lbvc

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(434): View more from Virginia

On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?

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(434): On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am? http://tfl.nu/gml1

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(513): View more from Ohio

Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.

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(513): Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me. http://tfl.nu/5lbu

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Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.

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(307): Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too. http://tfl.nu/aq9s

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