do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it