Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
29 People Confess The Worst Example Of Dirty Talk They’ve Ever Heard
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
21 Women Compare Anal and Vaginal Sex
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT