maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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