Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
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Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
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Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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