Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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