what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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