Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
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ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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