Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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