David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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