I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Randomize
