i wish starbucks made bloody marys
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
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My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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