Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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