lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Four minutes until I can fart!
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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