I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
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of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
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Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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