i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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