We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
i dont even know how to be here
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
