dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
