just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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