I don't think brook has ever known best
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
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Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
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it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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