Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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