Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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