Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
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as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
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Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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