I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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