Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
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