you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
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took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
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Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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