I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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