i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I think people are normalizing furries
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
