Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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