i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
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He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
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ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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