Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
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About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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