we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
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