I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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