Do vagina's smell?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
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The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
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He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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