scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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