yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
How's work?
Spinning.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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