Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I had to cum in my sink.
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