Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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