even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
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I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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