And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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