I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Found your dick twin last night
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
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I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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