hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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