When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
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And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
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I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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