I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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