I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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