it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
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