he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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