Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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