one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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