THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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