I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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