That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
This is classic penis vs brain.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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