can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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