She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
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My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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