how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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