I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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