it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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